cafe customer snark
The kid next to me is WAY the fuck too old to be allowed to be going "BA BA BA BA BA BA BA" at that volume. She's like ten for fuck's sake.
However, she had the decency to segue directly into a series of rapid fire knock-knock anti-jokes*, so I still like her. :D
* e.g.: "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Nobody, it's just a joke." Shit, I might even have to steal that one for dragon-bothering purposes. >:D
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UPDATE: She's now running through her sixth consecutive chorus of "beep beep i'm a sheep." I feel a powerful sense of... an emotion I can only call "endearritation."
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Another round of "beep beep I'm a sheep," along with a warning of "I'm only halfway done!" to her Zen master of an adult.
She has changed her mind, though, and launched into a very high-speed discourse about the monkeyness of monkeys.
I'll level with you. If I ever spawned, with my neurological "special features," the resulting cubthing would probably be JUST LIKE HER. <3
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OK, now it's "Meow, meow, I'm a cow," inexplicably accompanied by stretching her arms out like airplane wings and zooming around the cafe. That must be one hell of a modified cow.
Hey, @anthracite? I think I found our voice actress for Atber... :>
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Now she's lecturing her presumable-genetic-contributor about "small lightning." I don't know what this is yet, but I promise, I will keep you posted.
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They left. D':
Shine on, you crazy 0.1 carat diamond. <3
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@zebratron2084 So what did "small lightning" turn out to be?
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@dodec Tragically, she was pulled away before she got to explain. Scholars will be left to speculate for millennia, no doubt!
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A flying cat cow
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@001zlnv @zebratron2084 @anthracite "Anyway, so, Mastodon #introductions."
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I am very pleased that the Bridge Too Far for her parent/guardian/abductor was her coming over to peek at my laptop screen. He was very gentle in telling her that's rude, and she's actually listened to him!
I'm being a very good kitty and resisting the urge to start watching Videodrome in HD. >:D