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an ode of boundless affection to my beloved 

[tune: youtube.com/watch?v=rw9JvHBklU ]

oh, chewin' all the fronds
off my dragon's stupid head
something day I'll chomp
right thru and eat her brain

why is it so big
you don't use it anyway
okay maybe now and then
for artin'

oh, chewin' all the fronds
off my dragon's stupid head
what did you need a head for anyhow

i only want a taste
it's just gonna go to waste
why keep such a good snack
inside a dragon?

[apologies once again to bugs bunny and mmmmmaybe to the ever-patient @anthracite 🐯​❤️​]

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