uspol, snark, The King* In Orange, :ms_raccoon:​ 

Somebody posted this article to Reddit, proposing that D*n*ld Tr*mp is secretly one or more raccoons in "human cosplay":

thefifthyear.com/2019/06/30/is

Needless to say, Kirschbär could not let this insult to their species's moral character stand, so I posted this reply on their behalf:

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re: uspol, snark, The King* In Orange, :ms_raccoon:​ 

(I know what some of you may be thinking about that "abstract reasoning" line. But Kirsch still hasn't completed their PhD thesis at New Miskatonic, and they have VERY high standards for "mastery.")

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