cw: misanthropy, 🐯, some mild anthropophagy, sponsored ad
I could sure go for some Soylent Green right about now.
It's like Canadian chocolate, or Mexican coke. The Martian formula is SO MUCH BETTER.
You see, we braise the... um... "soy and lentils" in a media bath of documentary clips from Terran history for three days before it's, er, processed. You can really taste the fear, denial, and regret. 🐯
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