cafe, Solid Citizens, potential beverage violence
There's some corporate guy sitting five feet away from me, merrily conducting a teleconference on a headset and broadcasting the tragic dullness of his life to all in attendance.
This includes those of us like me who are actually wearing headphones and don't want to crank them up high enough to damage our hearing, just to blot out this guy talking shit about his colleagues' weaknesses.
The worst part is, it's giving me flashbacks to my old job as an audio transcriptionist. I thought I was done forever with having to listen to this kind of inane cargo-cult managerial bullshit. If he's not gone in 30 minutes, he might end up wearing my cafe mocha. >___<