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The sound of stunned silence on the other end, when I called Sen. McConnell's office and asked if "Vladimir is in," was delightful.

I have to hand it to that poor intern, he was the soul of politeness when he told me I must have the wrong number. And I was so chipper when I told him, "Oh, no, I'm pretty sure I don't. He must be out today. Just have Mitch let Mr. Putin know I was looking for him."

I wonder precisely how crazy we could drive them if we did this by the thousands.

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