ok running away for real now, love y'all 😽​

if you find me in a week scrawling kitty-emoji gematria on the wall of a nola alleyway and lecturing a pack of stray kittens about the 144-digit true name of Bast it ain't my fault 🙀​

@zebratron2084

I blinked and I'm not sure what just happened.

Take care out there. And sorry.

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@Phorm Hahaha, it's ok hun, I PROMISE none of y'all did anything wrong—just distancing myself because the last thing i need today is a frolic in a semiotic labyrinth. Mostly I just wanna stay away from the folks in that Twitter thread, right or wrong—and if they're right, I REALLY wanna keep my distance from Hog Patient Zero. Y'all are cool. 😽😽😽​

@zebratron2084

I'm just uneasy that I may have contributed to something that is capital F-ascist. That wasn't my intent! But thank you for your understanding.

All I want to do is have big tits and grant wishes, and occasionally not have a head or face.

@Phorm So what you're saying is we need to do a round of bubbleheaded geniefox filk...

I'll fire up the random playlist and see if the Martian Latex Gods* speak to me. :>

*what, you think we WOULDN'T have those?!?!

@Phorm *facepalm*

And FIVE SECONDS LATER, Frank Zappa's "Artificial Rhonda" (a song about an inflatable doll, from the EXTREMELY problematic Thingfish album) comes up.

COME NOT IN THAT FORM, LADY KAŬĈUKA! COME NOT IN THAT FORM! 🙀​🙀🙀

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