Reminder to self: you gotta want it THIS bad.
https://i.imgur.com/fpEoRmF.gifv (cw: kitty; meat; meat + kitty)
@Phorm "Hey They're Gonna Eat That Guy!" Mondays at 14 pm on the Martian Broadcasting Service!
"Looks like a rather clueless redhat chud has wandered into the bitey-zone. This could be a significant source of points is one of our maul-arists can..."
"WAIT, here comes the Martian queen herself! OH MY GOODNESS - A FLYING HEAD BITE! I haven't seen such an acrobatic display since the Martian galactic games!"
@zebratron2084 This makes me want too watch live broadcast mauling of fools by cats, with blow-by-blow commentary.