Follow

uspol, silly, fruit-related violence 

Now that impeachment proceedings have begun, I think we should stop throwing milkshakes at white nationalists and start throwing rotten peaches. >:D

Thinkin' I'm also gonna lay in some good peach liqueur to drink during the hearings.

uspol, silly, fruit-related violence 

@zebratron2084

Yeaaah haven't decided on what to drink during the hearings, but I have something in a skull waiting for the day he is removed.

uspol, silly, fruit-related violence 

@zebratron2084 Is mint a compatible flavor with peach? Can we combine the two into some kind of sorbet or ice cream?

uspol, silly, fruit-related violence 

@Phorm @zebratron2084
I think this can work

re: uspol, silly, fruit-related violence 

@Phorm Huh, I would've guessed no, but the Internet (and a couple ice cream shops that have beat us to the punch) say yes! google.com/search?q=peach+mint

I guess could see it working with a really good fresh real herbal mint! Maybe when the hearings start I'll whip up some peach-mint mojitos...

uspol, silly, fruit-related violence 

@zebratron2084 Some form of blended concoction of peach and ice would generally be my advice on vast swaths of the sort of awful people the clog up the news feeds. Freeze peach is important.

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!