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café, guys 

I think I have the honor of having just been present for the invention of a whole new manspreading technology. The guy at the cafe table next to me is somehow manspreading *at* me.

He's got himself turned to the side in his chair, facing right at me instead of his table. With his legs crossed. Thus putting him roughly 0.5" away from me. In a cafe that was not otherwise crowded.

I'm not even mad. The precision and ingenuity with which he's invading my space is kind of amazing.

café, guys 

@zebratron2084 Daaaamn. I hope you've documented this moment for posterity

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