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I am so glad that my primate host organism has me around. The poor thing is stuck with a rigid skull and fragile nosebones and a low-plasticity brain and stuff.
We end up doing a LOT less damage if we just sit here and imagine _me_ headdesking for 3–4 solid minutes. The worst that happens is some imaginary desk has a big gelatinous splotch on it. Usually, the tigress just comes around and licks that up anyhow.
NOT.💥 THAT.💥 I'VE.💥 HAD.💥 TO.💥 DO.💥 ANY.💥 OF.💥 THAT.💥 TODAY.💥