cafe, snark 

Nothing complements the chill atmosphere of a studyroom like a high-pressure job interview.

I'm about 90% sure this guy is hiring for Dorsia. I'm about 20% sure his refrigerator is full of human heads.

Relevant video clip: cc.com/video-clips/ulx9rf/upri

re: cafe, snark 

OK, actually, this guy totally won me over with one line: "I honestly don't mind if you fuck up... as long as you have a recovery plan." That's a pretty good boss, honestly.

Still ~10% sure about the head fridge. >;D

re: cafe, snark 

@zebratron2084 ... oh, like you don't have random body parts in your freezer...
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....... it's not just me, right?

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re: cafe, snark 

@JulieSqveakaroo it's... it's different when you and your friends aren't made of rubber

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