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Today, Coffee Science is full of large, loud, short-haired men in uniforms, all speaking Russian. If you don't hear from me again... that's probably why.
However, so far they seem like pretty nice guys, so it'll probably be because I'm doing nastoiki shots with them in somebody's basement.
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Melt. them.
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@001zlnv @zebratron2084 Melting is a precious favor to give a loved and phase-changing friend!
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The real danger is from the white, white, white young businesspeople sitting next to me, who are doing me 1d4 of SAN and MP damage every time they use a word like "proactive" or "impactful," and 1d10 every time they talk shit about a coworker behind their backs.
(Or think about how much less money I make, for doing something that's based on facts and evidence, _not_ airy social manipulation bullshit.)
It's not a matter at this point of whether I bite them and give them a disease at this point. It's just selecting the perfect one.
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