I... I now possess 1.5 kilograms of Marmite. I wanted ONE JAR for Christmas, but Mom found a site with a deal, and it was actually cheaper to order six.
This is a good thing, actually. I love the stuff. But do you know how small a serving is? Like, a spoonful.
It's basically a 3-year supply of Marmite. I'm a Marmite baron at age 44. Livin' the dream.
Also, in the event of an apocalypse, I no longer have to worry about B12 deficiency. Nor does my entire circle of friends. Or their friends.
@zebratron2084
Guess that's better than a marmite duke