venting some sudden frustration, tv reference, zero context theater, misanthropy 

on second thought maybe i'll just be a 4000-foot tall fire squid and torture everybody, friends and otherwise, for eternity for all their sins, because Earthlings Just Can't Have Nice Things and everything will always end in fire and hatred anyhow

it seemed to work out for $SPOILERY_SITCOM_CHARACTER

naptime for immortal hellsquids now i think tho, i don't wanna talk to anything but dragons and tiny housecats for a little while

venting some sudden frustration, tv reference, zero context theater, misanthropy 

@zebratron2084 Hey, if you just need to work things out with one really good murder, I volunteer.

I just ask that it be kinda quick. I got a low tolerance for pain.

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re: venting some sudden frustration, tv reference, zero context theater, misanthropy 

@Phorm we have a special level of hell reserved for geniefoxes who refuse to love themselves as much as we do *disapproving look*

see earlier toot about cone of shame :p

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