very mild vent, covid-adjacent
This has been a very "hush, the grownups are talking" kind of day over on Birdsite.
Also, stay the fuck home if you can, don't go to a fucking bar, and wash your fucking hands.
(I'm a mild hypocrite since I was at cafes all day yesterday, but they were sparsely populated and we all scrupulously kept 15+ feet apart from each other--unlike the hordes of idiots swarming the local beer garden last night. >____< )
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@Phorm [🐯] Yes, but I'm afraid that due to the large exodus of Terran nationals, we have imposed a very rigorous immigration test.
*sets four fried chickens and a Coke in front of you*
Have at it. You will be scored on speed, efficiency, style, and decibel volume.
re: very mild vent, covid-adjacent
@Phorm (just by getting that reference you're halfway there...)
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There's 106 parsecs to the nearest inhabitable galaxy. We've got a full genie bottle, half a pack of tuna, it's dark times in the world, and I'm wearing a harem outfit.
re: very mild vent, covid-adjacent
... I parsed that as "... nearest inflatable galaxy... "
... and I'M VOLUNTARILY NOT UNSEEING IT!!!
HIT IT!!!
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@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084
[FWOOOOOMP!]
re: very mild vent, covid-adjacent
@zebratron2084
. . . I had heard the immigration test just involved dry white toast!
*Rolls up her harem sleeves* Well, time to get to work.