very mild vent, covid-adjacent
This has been a very "hush, the grownups are talking" kind of day over on Birdsite.
Also, stay the fuck home if you can, don't go to a fucking bar, and wash your fucking hands.
(I'm a mild hypocrite since I was at cafes all day yesterday, but they were sparsely populated and we all scrupulously kept 15+ feet apart from each other--unlike the hordes of idiots swarming the local beer garden last night. >____< )
very mild vent, covid-adjacent
At a certain point, my exhaustion and nihilism are going to team up, and my ultimate defeated reaction is going to be to throw my hands into the air and say "Maybe you lot DESERVE extinction!"
Do the martians have any need for a genie these days? Asking for a friend.
re: very mild vent, covid-adjacent
@Phorm [🐯] Yes, but I'm afraid that due to the large exodus of Terran nationals, we have imposed a very rigorous immigration test.
*sets four fried chickens and a Coke in front of you*
Have at it. You will be scored on speed, efficiency, style, and decibel volume.
re: very mild vent, covid-adjacent
. . . I had heard the immigration test just involved dry white toast!
*Rolls up her harem sleeves* Well, time to get to work.
re: very mild vent, covid-adjacent
... I parsed that as "... nearest inflatable galaxy... "
... and I'M VOLUNTARILY NOT UNSEEING IT!!!
HIT IT!!!
re: very mild vent, covid-adjacent
@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084
[FWOOOOOMP!]
re: very mild vent, covid-adjacent
@zebratron2084
There's 106 parsecs to the nearest inhabitable galaxy. We've got a full genie bottle, half a pack of tuna, it's dark times in the world, and I'm wearing a harem outfit.