THE AMAZING CAPSAICIN MIND OF DR. KIRSCHWELL! (foodcrime, mindcrime, metacrime, ama)
well folks i went and did it again
ate the other half of that jar of (our sponsor) mrs renfros ghost pepper queso
but this time, friends, instead of time gift of timesight, i can see all our parallel existences in all alternate timelines, just like the mysterious star lady from Parallax (our other sponsor)
ask me anything
re: THE AMAZING CAPSAICIN MIND OF DR. KIRSCHWELL! (foodcrime, mindcrime, metacrime, ama)
@001zlnv every single one of me missed the same elementary school assembly in 2nd grade because i was too busy reading curled up in the back of the room and failed to actually notice the entire classroom getting up and leaving
true story
it just varies with what i was reading -- everything from Andre Norton's Space Cats to Les 120 Journées de Sodome, you do NOT want to see that universe...
also i'm pretty sure the contents of that assembly probably varied, 'cause in this one the teacher just came back and made me an example of why people should pay attention, but there was one where she came back with a cleaver and chased me around the school giggling and soiling herself while she screamed about "appeasing her master" but i guess i'll never know