Freaked out pretty bad after reading a BoingBoing article about the horrible effects of [REDACTED; EXTREME PSYCH HAZARD] if you catch COVID-19.

Got immense comfort from my stepdaughter [the Tarot of the Silicon] Dawn and I'm so grateful for her.

Basic message: Listen, Stepparent, you I can't tell you if you caught it at the grocery store the other day. Look at this here Wheel of Fortune: you got the same odds as anyone else in your place. But you've been cagey, you've been surprisingly adult, and this hasn't killed any of your friends, thank the gods, so it probably won't kill you. And hey, if it does, you're a martyr who some people will remember fondly. Keep being yourself and you'll probably live to be an annoying old fart.