@Austin_Dern That reminds me of a story that might amuse you.
I have a plush rabbit acquiantance.
She's only an acquaintance because we have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA where she came from. Didn't purchase here AFAWK. No idea if she belonged to someone else. Can't remember when she showed up.
Head-canonically, when asked where she came from, all my other plushies say, "Uh... we thought YOU knew her."
We have done everything we can to welcome her, but I haven't even had the nerve to ask her her name.
@zebratron2084 Oh, yes, that is *absolutely* delightful. Just the right sort of story.