... I'm sure there was a good reason that Federal Express truck just drove down the street backwards.

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@Austin_Dern Honey... it's 2020. There are no more standards for why anything happens. You're lucky it wasn't a rain of walruses or a parade of cybernetic Scottish clansmen or a 40' Charles Nelson Reilly something.

I never thought I of all people would say this, but I miss baseline reality. =(;)__(;)=

@zebratron2084 I mean, this is certainly the best time to go wheeling down our road backwards, even if you don't mind the potholes. (It's more pothole than street.)

I'm not sure I miss the baseline reality so much as I miss the pinball events, though that could change when amusement park season should open up.

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