They're going to offer us five million dollars for each human nose turned in, no questions asked.
@chandra @anthracite And then when someone poaches Trump's, thinking themselves very clever... they turn it down. And with infinite and slightly condescending cosmic patience, they pat them on the head and explain, "Human. Only human nose."
@chandra @anthracite Honey, I miss the heck out of you, but you have some WEIRD TF fantasies. *grin* Are you sure this isn't some weird scheme to make everyone replace their noses with wiggly bunny boopers? :3
This isn't a fantasy, this is a scenario that has gone completely off the rails and keeps getting more complicated the more I think about it.
To clarify: it was intended as a humorous middle ground between "beneficial aliens save us" and "alien invasion apocalypse" and I accidentally devised a deal that is both somewhat repugnant and arguably worth taking, and which could easily lead to massive societal upheaval.
@chandra @anthracite (FWIW, I didn't seriously think you'd developed a nose-removal kink... though thank you, you've still inadvertently given me one to add to our running list of fake fchan threads. >:D )
@zebratron2084 @anthracite
Do you turn in your own nose? Do you hope nobody cuts it off you? If you don't have a nose, do you become one of Those People, or is it so widespread that people who still have their own noses are the odd ones out? Do you end up wearing a fake prosthetic nose?