food, inappropriate raccoon-2-mouth life choice behaviors 

I made the mistake of reading the "sauces" category on Wikipedia and now all I want is a couple of pounds of french fries and tiny ruffled paper cups full of Terrible Ideas to dip them in.

food, inappropriate raccoon-2-mouth life choice behaviors 

@zebratron2084

Let's open up a combination dipping sauce/hot sauce artisanal upscale restaurant with demonic theming and call it "Unholy Aioli".

food, inappropriate raccoon-2-mouth life choice behaviors 

@Phorm @zebratron2084

Needs guacamole...

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@zebratron2084 @Phorm

I...

... dammit, I just woke up...

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