Her Majesty hungers for the rhetorical blood of evildoers.

In other words, I'm all fighty and crotchety this morning. Everything's nagging at me just a little bit this morning except for the cats. I don't know what I'd do if not for those cats.

And that dragon, although to be totally honest, after three goddamn months cooped up here, her presence is a non-zero level of irritant too. The bug infestation in our kitchen, and our differing feelings about how serious it is, has been wearing on us both. Still. The fact the stress level here's as low as it is, given the whole fucking city's shut down and we've been stuck at close quarters, is a huge testament to her relationship skills and general lizard-like ability to remain chill.

Anyhow, my latest Reddit chewtoy has threatened to call the mods on me. *blush* And now I'm all grumpy and need someone new to bat around.

Believe me, you would NOT sympathize with him. Last round, he was trying to argue that certain anti-woman Biblical atrocities were "just human nature." Before that, it was a Blue Lives Matter tirade, "Columbus never committed genocide," and whining about "virtue signaling." My tactics against him may be Chaotic Neutral at best, but he's sheer Lawful Evil. And I just don't care anymore.

I need to get the fuck outta here. There is a part of me that is sorely tempted to blow my entire savings on a full rubber catsuit with a functional filter helmet, a week's car rental (with the AC cranked up ALL the way), and a road trip to any 420-friendly hotel in any legal state.

Instead, I'll just sit here and take some pleasure in the fact that the Red States are getting EXACTLY what we predicted for them, and if it doesn't know some sense into them, maybe it'll at least reduce their numbers a little.

@zebratron2084

I am definitely not saying you should do this, but...
There was some interesting research saying that UV-C radiation can kill the virus while suspended in the air. so were you to take said rubber cat suit, and fit it with a clear tank, with a layer of phosphorescent material on the out side, a compressor on the outside to fill the tank, and a regulator then fit a UV-c light source shining into the tank from a non florescent side You could have a safe and extremely glowy air supply...

just saying

@001zlnv That... that sounds like WORK.

Granted, it sounds like extremely sexy work, and I haven't been able to indulge in that in quite a long time... and it'll certainly make the time in a legalized state more interesting...

@zebratron2084

not just work, like a whole PROJECT