current mood:

realizing that i have a jar of peanut butter, a pint of half and half, a bar of cream cheese, and a bottle of caster's sugar, and wondering what exactly the fuck should stop me from just mixing all, and I mean ALL, of it together and eating it with my hands

oh right the fact that i can go to the grocery store tomorrow and buy some graham crackers and mini reeses cups to crumple up in it

oh plus i'm not quite ready to die yet

@zebratron2084

this make a cheese cake of some sort?

@001zlnv yes but that sounds like work :)

Theoretically, I could order the springform pan for my instant pot and dig up the steamer tray -- apparently you can make pretty damn serviceable cheesecakes that way -- but our kitchen and I are currently Unhello for reasons i prefer not to elaborate upon