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kitty alert (very mild -) 

Maybe the possum on the porch (who ended up being pretty harmless) riled them up, or maybe *I* riled them up by introducing Arthur to the Jingly Man with a (jealous?) Shemp still present, but the kitties were right bastards tonight and I got scratched (mildly) four times. >___< Shemp even growled for the first time I've ever heard him, while most uncharacteristically picking on poor Arthur (who was also being a dick).

That's it, motherfuckers, it's time for the ultimate punishment. 10% reduction in your scritch rations.

kitty alert (very mild -) 

@zebratron2084 total power move. That'll learn em

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