kitty alert (~)
Shemp had it explained to him at great length this morning that he was being a butthead last night. He seemed sufficiently contrite by cat standards, in that he did not respond in any way at all.
Just to make sure he got the message, I unleashed my absolute cruelest punishment: trapping him in the Mysterious Netherdimension between the screen door and front door for ten seconds and laughing at him.
(He fits in perfectly comfortably, remains calm, and generally has not actually figured out he's trapped by the time we give in and let him go. It's just SUPER funny to watch. :) )