fake history; never forget 13 September 1999 

It's wild to think children born after the Moon was blasted out of Earth orbit are now old enough to drink legally in the United States though.

re: fake history; never forget 13 September 1999 

@zebratron2084 ... Just remembered the running gag in too-weird-for-newspapers comic strip Cow and Boy. A panda, I think teaming up with sea-god Justin Bieber and a whale, blew up the Moon and attacked anyone trying to pull the Moon back together.

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