also this is an extremely petty and inconsequential gripe but I hate it when I have a potato chip or cracker, realize it's underseasoned, then check the package and find that it somehow has 20% of my daily sodium intake on the fucker. I got enough problems without GHOST SALT

how the fuck do white people snacks always manage to be simultaneously flavorless AND bad for you

bitch I could eat Cheddar & Sour Cream ruffles with more reasonable levels of fat and salt than this

Have you ever wanted to be full or sated or both at the same time? Then chewgachew down on some Chip(tm), made from a proprietary blend of eleven styrofoams and nylons.

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