Follow

the martian code of honor 

break stuff as needed

bite those who need bitten

accept scritches only from the worthy

eat everything on the table

never apologize to a human

the martian code of honor 

@zebratron2084

Am I mistaken, or is one of them

"fishes good"

re: the martian code of honor 

@Phorm No, no, you got it all wrong. That's not Martian ethics. That's Martian science.

re: the martian code of honor 

@zebratron2084

Oh, right! An important distinction!

Yes, right, it's right here in the science column, next to

"Humans squishy"

re: the martian code of honor 

@Phorm And I mean, it's like first-grade Martian science. By the time we get out of high school, it's more like "Write a 1,500 word essay comparing and contrasting the social histories of mackerel and red snapper, and how they do or do not relate to their umami properties and omega-3 profiles. Provide examples and (starred) restaurant recommendations."

We're really advanced. 🐯​

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