the martian code of honor
break stuff as needed
bite those who need bitten
accept scritches only from the worthy
eat everything on the table
never apologize to a human
re: the martian code of honor
@Phorm No, no, you got it all wrong. That's not Martian ethics. That's Martian science.
re: the martian code of honor
Oh, right! An important distinction!
Yes, right, it's right here in the science column, next to
"Humans squishy"
re: the martian code of honor
@Phorm And I mean, it's like first-grade Martian science. By the time we get out of high school, it's more like "Write a 1,500 word essay comparing and contrasting the social histories of mackerel and red snapper, and how they do or do not relate to their umami properties and omega-3 profiles. Provide examples and (starred) restaurant recommendations."
We're really advanced. 🐯
the martian code of honor
@zebratron2084
Am I mistaken, or is one of them
"fishes good"