shameless plea for distraction/praise/amusement 

What's the most ME thing, event, place, or anything else, that you can think of? The more ludicrously elaborate the scenario, the better.

I could really use some... I dunno, grounding?

shameless plea for distraction/praise/amusement 

@zebratron2084

Maybe this is a little crude of me, but..

*Flicks your head with a >PTONG< sound*

(❤️)

(Though in all seriousness, I think of you whenever I see a lava lamp)

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re: shameless plea for distraction/praise/amusement 

@Phorm *touches up at headbubble and whimpers -- would say 'no this is perfect,' but with WHAT?!?*

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