Dreams (~)
I just woke up from a dream where I was at work, and the entire department was simultaneously doing deskwork in the same small, cramped room. Without masks.
As I started to panic, a coworker came right up to me and handed me a pamphlet. The pamphlet was decrying the dangerous, sinful gatherings that took place nightly in the nearby forest.
"The woods are home to witches, demons, and homosexuals. A suspected 30,000 catboys have been sighted."
I woke up thinking "I REALLY need to visit this forest".
re: Dreams (~)
@Phorm yeah but listen
i am saying this as someone who is objectively pro catboy and i think my record will support me on that one
30k catboys is a lot of catboys
that is arguably too many catboys
like by one or two orders of magnitude
i would recommend limiting yourself to environs with maybe 300 - 3k catboys unless you have professional motives and a fully qualified and background checked support team
ffs learn from our mistakes of the last 8.5 weeks: at least take some bactine, a jingly toy, and a bag of dried fish treats
re: Dreams (~)
@Phorm there's a reason everybody wears thigh-high boots and it's not fashi---okay, it's not not fashion, but there are other reasons
re: Dreams (~)
@zebratron2084
LISTEN STRIPEY, IF I WANT TO SUICIDE BY SLINKY, LITHE CATBOY, THAT'S MY BU-
No actually, you're right. That's too many catboys.
The litter situation alone makes one's skin crawl.