more cats, gaming, incredibly low-grade animal violence
artie and peebs are having a very sporting and gentle sisterly spat out next to me
i was narrating it with "ROUND TWO... FIGHT" and "PEEBLES WINS: TOTAL FLOMP!" and whatnot
and now i really want a fighting game where you're just selecting from a large litter of kittens walloping and nipping at each other, and all of the moves are adorably futile like "put own butt in own face," "spin around four times for no particular reason," "drop toy vaguely near opponent," "attack completely uninvolved kitten," "stand momentarily on opponent's face," and "fall asleep."