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shenanigans, doggerel, apologies to E. A. Presley 

zebra threw a party at the twitter jail
he got 12 hours 'cause he started to rail
on an apple ex-employee who's a sexist dick
'cause he had all the morality of a wood tick

let's block
everybody let's block
don't waste my time with small talk
throw an IT bro out the airlock

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