After posting that, I wound up looking up "lime twist" on Wikipedia for a laugh, and briefly misread a sentence there as "Twists are typically cut from a whole fresh fruit with a small kitchen kitten."
And now I have the greatest idea for a theme bar. Does anyone know where I can get bulk restaurant-grade Kitten Sanitizer?
(Don't worry, the cocktails contain no actual kitten! Just trace kitten by-products. Like love and warmth. And a little hair. ^__^ )
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re: media; really dumb joke
After posting that, I wound up looking up "lime twist" on Wikipedia for a laugh, and briefly misread a sentence there as "Twists are typically cut from a whole fresh fruit with a small kitchen kitten."
And now I have the greatest idea for a theme bar. Does anyone know where I can get bulk restaurant-grade Kitten Sanitizer?
(Don't worry, the cocktails contain no actual kitten! Just trace kitten by-products. Like love and warmth. And a little hair. ^__^ )