TODAY ON MARS

--- Her Majesty's* Royal* Ear is still overgrown by filthy Terran life yet She shows daily improvement and is expected to return to regular pouncing and mauling hours soon.

--- Her Majesty* is deeply annoyed with S1E10 of Evil, for presenting a potentially interesting story about memetic hazards and the "motif of harmful sensation" and screwing it up with an inconsistent transmission mechanism. In the future, the ignorant Terran media is encouraged to consult Her Majesty* in matters of SAN hazards; she knows people. She knows not-people.

-- One of Her Stripey Effulgency's* underlings has slipped in their performance at Her Royal* Earth Day Money Job and she is most displeased. Stay tuned to this newsfeed for stew, churrascaria, and charcuterie announcements should this behavior continue.

-- Progress has finally begun on the degunkification of our beloved ally, Queen** Sugarfoot of Clan Shadow, and her much-beleaguered nosie. Pray that Bast guide her into our loving paws that she may be safely conveyed to the vet.

--Her Majesty* would commit murder for some tuna tataki. Beings of lesser grace*, be warned,

*disputed
**confirmed