stuck at coffee science in midcity nola, storm broke out during morning exercise/caffeination. sitting here with a danish and a "chaos theory" (ginger turmeric cider vinegar shot with espresso and a cherry), pondering their fridge of gourmet local ice cream with Actual Magickal Sigils and a goat demon made of ice cream on the label, and thinking all in all this here is a nice place to get stuck
even if my life is 1/3 street cats, 1/3 work, and 1/3 dragon right now. which aint so bad either.
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ok ok more like 6/25 dragon, 6/25 cats, 6/25 work, 6/25 video games, and 1/25 sitting around really stoned and pretending i'm a cyborg catgirl drone but its still less than i used to do :> and i didnt include "eating gourmet food" because that shit just gets into your pores down here without any effort
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@zebratron2084 Hmm... actually you're in the French Qvarter, so metric might work better...
Ok, I'll grab a 7, and we'll start from there...
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@JulieSqveakaroo oh ffs @anthracite had this argument just the other day... listen up buster, the napoleonic codes were not enacted until 1805. two years AFTER the Louisiana purchase!
also, we're in midcity, french quarter is 20 minutes away and boy howdy smells a LOT worse. :) besides, i can't speak for anywhere else but the 500 block of (REDACTED) street is under Martian Law*,**. We use TIGER units here! Lady Deimos***, fetch me my 1⅔ salmonlength squeaky hammer****!
*not disputed
**proxy rulership granted under authority of Empress Shadow
***Peebles
****she just looked at me funny
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@JulieSqveakaroo @anthracite (and YES i redrafted that just so i could replace a decimal with a vulgar fraction, because i thought it would be slightly more awkward and thus funny. that's your martian guarantee of quality.🐯👑)
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@zebratron2084 @anthracite ...
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... oh that is just it.
*grabs her combination crescent wrench/vice grip*
Ve haff vays of dealink vit' d'oofball fraction infractions, like you!!!
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@JulieSqveakaroo are you questioning the martian department of weights and measures
we have our top minds on this
TOP. MINDS. 🐯
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@zebratron2084 Ok, no.
You can't just go around making up factoids and fractions like that, that I don't have tools for... I mean, I guess I could fit a 1/4 socket around a 6/25 nut like you, but that is how I get wear marks on my tools!!!