ph (mild -), martian lament (a tiger "-----") 

yup

dammit

i think i'm turning allergic to shellfish

this is an intolerable biological slight against the Empress* but we will soldier on with the grace and bravery you have come to except* from feline royalty*

*disputed

re: ph (mild -), martian lament (a tiger "-----") 

@zx3 It's OK, there is so much cow and bird in this town still left uneaten. :) (And actually, tiger jokes aside, I have veered slightly towards eating vegetarian since moving to NOLA, maybe 40% of the time, so I'll be OK. ^___^ It's been more due to the difficulty of hauling meat from the grocery in 90 degree weather on foot, than any grand moral issues, but I'm coming to realize I kinda like it?)

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re: ph (mild -), martian lament (a tiger "-----") 

@zx3 also i like most of our neighbors, i'd pay NOT to eat the cats or the dragoness, and i've long since come to see you all here as emergency rations at WORST friends at best. ;) <3

re: ph (mild -), martian lament (a tiger "-----") 

@zx3 what i'm saying is i promise only to eat trump voters, and that probably won't last long either because i KNOW i'm violently allergic to them, at least to what they got between their ears >______<

re: ph (mild -), martian lament (a tiger "-----") 

@zx3 i know you're SUPPOSED to squeeze their heads and suck out the juices, but i'm...

wait, that's crawfish anyhow, isn't it.

i've made some terrible mistakes recently.

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