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yay/sigh -- apologies to steely dan, NO apologies to Princess Dumbdumbhead 

We got her.

Accept this trifle as a celebration.

🎼​We're gonna fill food and water dishes
When Artie comes home
We're gonna buy her a couple fishes
When Artie comes home to stay
We're gonna give her some treats

🎼Sleep on the couch and pettins
Chase Peebs around till the girls say mew
Paw at a glass and break it
When Artie comes home

🎼When Artie comes home
So bad
She's the worst cat we ever had
Princess Poobrain the Dumbhead
At least she's not in the attic
Starvin' til she's dead!

(ORIGINAL: youtube.com/watch?v=Gg9RyiPKhx)

yay/sigh -- apologies to steely dan, NO apologies to Princess Dumbdumbhead 

@zebratron2084

*plays the song and sings your lyrics over it, hey it works!*

re: yay/sigh -- apologies to steely dan, NO apologies to Princess Dumbdumbhead 

@KinkyTurtle this is ME here :)

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