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extremely not serious artie training plan 

So here's what I think we're gonna do.

We're pretty sure we've traced Artie's attic route to some spindly trees in the neighbor's yard.

So we just need something to convince her to stay AWAY from those trees.

And we have a couple of friends who are zookeepers at the Audubon.

And they have access to wolf, black bear, leopard, and tiger piss... 😆​

extremely not serious artie training plan 

@zebratron2084

Don't suppose the tree can be trimmed back enough to keep Artie out of attic?

re: extremely not serious artie training plan 

@001zlnv Nnnnope. If there's one thing I've learned from r/marijuanaenthusiasts*, it's that you do NOT want to fuck with trees on somebody else's legal property.

* r/marijuanaenthusiasts is a Reddit in-joke -- the actual r/trees is the main cannabis subreddit, since that's an old slang term for buds, so a bunch of actual tree-lovers... well, you can figure out the rest yourself. :)

re: extremely not serious artie training plan 

@zebratron2084

Oh it's on no show owner's land?

re: extremely not serious artie training plan 

@001zlnv Yup! Maybe I'll post some photos someday to give everyone a picture of just what a potential engineering and legal clusterfuck this whole situation is. :)

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