@zebratron2084 @Phorm @anthracite

But yeah. Again, fuck 'em both

@JoyfulSkunk @zebratron2084 @anthracite

Look, if this results in the two assholes eating each other alive, I will cackle until I pass out from exhaustion.

Reality just seems to have a track record of being much, much less kind than that.

I'm not trying to be overly dire or negative here. I know we're all tired of that.

I'm just exhausted of this, myself. Why the fuck should a billionaire asshole get to fuck around with the mechanism I use to connect with my friends? Why should he get to fuck our social and political mechanisms so brazenly?

Why shouldn't they both have been eaten by a colony of carnivorous fire ants by now?

@Phorm @zebratron2084 @anthracite

It's true. It's damned unfair that all this is happening, and I'm sorry if I've been overly flip.

@JoyfulSkunk @zebratron2084 @anthracite

No no, I promise you're fine. I appreciate and value you <3

I'm just sour - it was me more than anything. I apologize. I shouldn't be so defeatist.

I think we're all just so

so

so tired.

@Phorm @zebratron2084 @anthracite

I hear that. Everything about life in 2022 is exhausting. I wish I didn't have to deal with it!

*pause* Ut oh

@JoyfulSkunk

THAT'S ALL I NEED.

*Uncorks a bottle, sucking you inside in a flourish and an almost-cartoonish display of smoke and physics-bending.*

*Flows into the bottle behind you, quickly snapping into the vessel with an audible <CLINK> as the stopper seals the two of you inside.*

*The bottle jumps and jitters, with audible giggles from within.*

*The stopper opens slightly - enough for the vixdjinn's hand to emerge and hang a sign on the bottle that reads:*

IF THIS BOTTLE'S SWISHIN'
DON'T COME A-WISHIN'