cw: colorado springs
@mawr In that spirit, this morning I left the Stedfast Baptist Church in Fort Worth a lengthy reply to their answering machine message (a "friendly reminder" of Lev. 20:13) telling them they're responsible for things like the Colorado shooting-- and that the ONLY reason I wasn't renting a car to cause an ugly scene at today's services is that I woke up to the breast of my transgender wife in my mouth and was reminded I have much better things to do.
I made a point of going into levels of anatomical detail that would make King Solomon himself blush. :D