Animal things 

Them: Your paws are so dirty!

Me: *Playing in the mud and dirt with my paws*

Me: Yup!

Them: 🙄

Animal things 

My paws are dirty, they are the dirtiest!

*Slaps a mud pie into your paws*

There now your paws are dirty too!

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@matoakit *cries for hours about her delicate fluffy paws being soiled, despite being like huge and stuff* 🙀​

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@zebratron2084 Aww, I'm sorry! I'll help you wash them off if it helps!

*Turns on the warm water and gets a scrubby brush for your pawsies*

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@matoakit Ahem citrus peels too plz. *indulged, regal smile* 😻​

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@zebratron2084 Of course! Only the finest of fur and paw polishing here!

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