@spottyfox i hear that a preparation of 0.00000001 gecs is becoming very popular among the homeopathy crowd but i don't believe in that stuff and honestly i don't see how they could prepare those gecs humanely

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Oh, that's easy. Cotton swab, tissue sample from inside the gec's nostril, stir in a hotel restaurant buffet-size carafe, and there you go.

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@KinkyTurtle @spottyfox DIdn't one of those lizard cults try to do that at a salad bar in Oregon in the 70s?

Wild times.

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