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The Plushistani State Authority issued a statement declaring the decolonization of the Underbed region complete. Control will be ceded to the native dust-lapine population.
The Underbed, a sprawling plane of wooden planks & light varnish measuring over 60" × 80", was accidentally settled by Plushistani colonists in June 2014 after a series of tumbles.
State Secretary N'Kenge described the decolonization as "rrr, lick, purr" ("amiable").