Jesus. It's weird to think of myself as someone who actually, like, knows things. I guess I make up for it by knowing it all in a totally disorganized, formless, usually inaccessible way. :p
Still. I should probably stop selling myself short with this false humility stuff. I've been dealing with esoteric philosophy and Internet Crazy for a real, real, REAL long time. And this is an undeniably useful body of lore right now, something I should not shrink from teaching you Young Persons.