So I was ruminating the other night about how I might have been a good two-fisted noir detective in some much more interesting timeline.
Tonight I'm looking at myself cut people -- granted, not very nice or clever people -- down for fun on Reddit. And I'm thinking there's some other timeline where I'm one of those scholar-duelist swashbuckler types.
And I cut people down for fun with words *and* blades, and *I'm* not very nice either but I am clever.
I'm not sure how to feel about this.