This is the kind of cruelty that comes to mind when I'm stuck in Ohio too long:
Step 1: Become the manager of a large corporate office. Endeavor at all times to seem like the "fun boss."
Step 2: Convince your employers to have the entire office refurbished with nice, clean linoleum.
Step 3: Pick an arbitrary business day to be "Bring Your Dog To Work Day."
Step 4: Arrange to have the floors buffed and waxed at 7 am that day.
Step 5: Sit back and enjoy your Dog Capades.
@zebratron2084 step 6: install hidden cameras all around the office. take footage of Dog Day. sell it on the internet. retire a billionaire.