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This is the kind of cruelty that comes to mind when I'm stuck in Ohio too long:

Step 1: Become the manager of a large corporate office. Endeavor at all times to seem like the "fun boss."

Step 2: Convince your employers to have the entire office refurbished with nice, clean linoleum.

Step 3: Pick an arbitrary business day to be "Bring Your Dog To Work Day."

Step 4: Arrange to have the floors buffed and waxed at 7 am that day.

Step 5: Sit back and enjoy your Dog Capades.

@zebratron2084 step 6: install hidden cameras all around the office. take footage of Dog Day. sell it on the internet. retire a billionaire.

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