earth human money job
If you hear scraping noises on the Internet moors tonight, that's just Old Valis sharpening his Evaluatin' axe.
If you hear screams, that's just one more foolish traveler who used yellowpages.com as a primary source.
They say Old Valis hollows out their heads, fills them with cold iron, and uses them for compasses.
earth human money job
(in other news, god damn am i apparently in the mood for a good old-fashioned supernatural horror film tonight)