That face when you try to look at depressing lyrics to make yourself feel better, and you succeed... but only because the gender relations in most songs are so totally alien and bewildering to you that you wonder if the shame and guilt you're feeling aren't Just Some Crazy Human Thing too.
Man, most people's relationships are creepy. I must have done SOMETHING right with my fucked-up life if a lyrical sentiment like "I love you too much to ever start liking you" doesn't make any sense to me.
"Peg and I know the secrets of the Friend Zone. We have lived there quite happily together for some time. So whenever you feel like dying, Normal Terran Bro, feel free to visit."
Seriously. Every last one of my long-term relationships came out of the Friend Zone. I don't get this concept of "we can't live side by side so I guess I hate you forever now and never want to see you again."
Except Vashra. She's a crazy bitch. But I completely blame Texas for that one. T'was nothing left of her. :p